|Iron Age Remains|
|Season 3, Episode 2|
|Air date||13 September 1992|
|Written by||Roy Clarke|
|Directed by||Harold Snoad|
Violet's Country Cottage
Rose: "I'm going back to being a virgin!"
Hyacinth (on the phone with the Lord Chamberlain's Office, finding that she cannot speak to the Lord Chamberlain himself): "Well, have you anyone else there who's important? Someone in authority? ... Please don't trouble Her Majesty, of course."
Rose (desperate about men): "I'm at a crossroads."
Onslow (out of beer): "You wouldn't be passing an off-licence, would you?"
Rose: "I mean, the big crossroads. Do you continue with your life or do you just give in?"
Onslow: "Could you go to the off-licence first and then struggle with your life?"