|How To Go On Holiday Without Really Trying|
|Season 3, Episode 4|
|Air date||27 September 1992|
|Written by||Roy Clarke|
|Directed by||Harold Snoad|
Violet's Country Cottage
Richard's New Hobby
Rose (deciding to become a missionary): "Well, what would I need for qualifications?"
Daisy: "I think you need a longer skirt."
Rose: "Well, I'd get a longer skirt. I'd get a skirt that goes right down to the floor."
Onslow: "I bet that one you're wearing's been right down to the floor a few times."